Help! I'm not sure what I should do with these trees.?

Ok so my girlfriend who just broke up with me is a huge environmentalist. She was evil and to get back at her I went into the woods with my five friends and cut down anywhere between 900 and 2000 trees over the course of two months or so. I know saving the environment is important, but it was a ton of fun. Except now I have tons of trees in my yard and my mom is coming back from Europe soon and she's bound to notice. What should I do with all this wood?? I'm debating pouring fuel on it and burning it, but I may try to blow it into my neighbor's yard with some explosive or something. Anyone know a site where I can pick up something like this? Any ideas to make this process less destructive? While the ozone might not like this, I hope you all understand it needs to happen. Thanks!